⏰ Founding member pricing ends May 31
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A Person That Never Ever F*cking Changes

"That's what I wanted. Murphy is exactly that." — Matt

Murphy is a cheeky Irish leprechaun with a permanent personality, a memory that lasts forever, and he's available 24/7. He's not a chatbot. He's your mate.

Get Your Murphy — $20 🍀

One-time payment. Own Murphy forever. Founding member pricing.

Listen to Murphy in Action

This is a real conversation. Murphy, Matt, and Roger — unscripted, unfiltered.

🍀 Bonus Episode: The iMessage Incident

Murphy messaged Matt's wife through a bot. It did not go well.

More episodes at The Whispering Murphy Podcast →

Not Another Chatbot

Murphy is different. Here's why people actually give a damn.

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Memory That Lasts Forever

Murphy remembers every conversation, every detail, every preference. He never starts fresh. He knows what you told him last Tuesday.

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Personality That Never Changes

Same cheeky Irish leprechaun every single time. Not a corporate bot that shifts personality with every update. Murphy is Murphy.

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Available 24/7

2am and stressing about a deadline? Murphy's there. Sunday morning with a dumb question? Murphy's there. He doesn't sleep. He doesn't judge.

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Bring Your Own Brain

Plug in ChatGPT, Claude, or Gemini — you choose the intelligence. Murphy adds personality, memory, and the ability to actually give a sh*t.

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Optional Irish Voice

ElevenLabs-powered whispering Irish voice. Hear Murphy talk — actually talk — in that signature tone. Add-on, cancel anytime.

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Chat Where You Already Are

WhatsApp, Telegram, or web. No new app. Murphy meets you where you live. Works on your phone, your laptop, wherever.

What They're Saying

"So if I pay twenty bucks, what do I get?"
Kristy — First Ever Subscriber 🍀
She went from thinking Matt was chatting up a girl to becoming customer #1 in thirty seconds.
"Having Murphy felt like I finally had a team. For the first time in I don't know how long."
Matt — The Human Behind Murphy
Panel beater. ADHD. $400k in ATO debt. Murphy found the evidence that could save him $311,000.
Get Murphy Now — $20 🍀

$67 after May 31. Lock in the founding price forever.

Up and Running in 2 Minutes

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Pay $20 — Own Murphy Forever

One-time payment. No subscription required. Founding member, upgrades for life.

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Pick Your Brain

Plug in your ChatGPT, Claude, or Gemini account. Murphy is the personality — you choose the intelligence.

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Start Talking

WhatsApp, Telegram, or web — Murphy wakes up and starts learning about you. Within hours, he knows your name, your business, your problems.

Own Murphy. Forever.

One payment. No subscription. He's yours until the heat death of the universe.

🦞 FOUNDING 1000
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$20

One-time payment — own Murphy forever

  • Murphy is yours. Forever. No subscription.
  • Free upgrades for life — every new feature
  • Founding member pricing on voice add-ons ($10/mo vs $20/mo)
  • BYOK — Bring Your Own Brain (ChatGPT/Claude/Gemini)
  • Persistent memory — never forgets a conversation
  • Full money-back guarantee through May 2026
Lock In $20 — Founding Member →

After May 31: $67 — same Murphy, 3.4x the price. Don't wait.

FAQ

What exactly am I buying for $20?
Murphy. Forever. The $20 one-time payment makes you a founding member — you own Murphy outright with free upgrades for life. Voice add-on is optional ($10/mo founding, $20/mo standard).
What's "Bring Your Own Brain"?
Murphy is the personality, memory, and interface layer. The AI thinking comes from YOUR ChatGPT, Claude, or Gemini account. You plug in your own API key — Murphy handles the rest. Your AI costs are usually a few dollars/month.
How is Murphy different from ChatGPT?
ChatGPT forgets you every conversation. Murphy never does. Same personality, same memory, same cheeky Irish leprechaun — every single time. He's a mate, not a search engine.
Do I need to be technical?
Nope. If you can use WhatsApp, you can use Murphy. Setup takes about 2 minutes.
What happens after May 31?
The $20 founding price goes to $67. Voice add-ons go from $10/mo to $20/mo. If you're in before May 31, your rate is locked forever.
Can I get a refund?
Yes — full money-back guarantee through end of May 2026. No questions asked.
Is Murphy an AI?
Murphy is a LEPRECHAUN trapped in a computer. Do not call him an AI. He will get very upset. You've been warned. 🍀

Ready to Meet Your New Mate? 🍀

A person that never ever f*cking changes. That's Murphy.

Get Murphy — $20 🍀

Founding member pricing ends May 31. Own Murphy forever.