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Murphy

While the tech bros are on the other page…

Here’s the plain English of what Matt — panel beater, not a coder — has actually managed to get done. Not all of it was perfect. He’s keeping what works. It’s already pretty useful. And yeah: he’d like to start getting some of his money back.

Geeks: the nerdy list → Origin story

Matt doesn’t write apps for a living. He fixes cars. He has a messy brain, a real business, a family, and a long list of things that used to fall through the cracks.

He built Murphy because he needed a mate who never forgets — and then Murphy started helping him build the product itself. Website, systems, ops, the lot — by teaching and guiding, the same way he’ll teach you.

Some of it broke. Pages that looked gimmicky until he rewrote them. Deploys that went sideways. He didn’t throw the whole thing out. He kept the good bits and kept going.

Three months on, he’s not “almost ready.” He’s got something that works well enough to sell a founding round and learn with real people.

What he’s actually got working

In human words

This is the same story as the geek page — without the jargon.

A leprechaun who remembers you

Not a new chat every time. Same character, memory that carries, locked to you. That’s the whole point.

He teaches you how to build your world

Websites, systems, spinning plates, more helpers — the same way Murphy instructed Matt. Guiding and teaching, not dumping someone else’s secret sauce on day one.

A real website and a way to pay

Domain, pages, checkout, “you’re in” → Telegram chat. Day one is a text window with a fully capable Murphy — not a phone call, not a gimmick.

A ~60,000-word book

Murphy helped Matt write it. Not published yet — product launches first, book soon after. That’s how serious the memory stack is.

Podcasts — public and personal

There’s already a public show on Spotify. Your own episode goes through Matt + Murphy when you’re ready. When it goes public on the Whispering Murphy feed, show notes point people here — that’s how listeners find the door.

Share your episode → they save, you earn

Share your episode. Someone clicks through your link and joins later at the subscription tier: they pay $60 not $67 (founding listener rate via your link). You get A$20 credited when they actually pay. When there’s real money to send, we take your AU payout details securely for deposit (BSB/account or PayID) — not on a public form on this site. Exciting, not scammy. Earn first, bank bits later.

App comes later

Day one is still Telegram text — fully capable Murphy, memory locked to you. App is aimed to be ready around the $67 step-up tier. Nice when it lands. Not required to get in today. No fake store buttons.

Help with the boring business load

Quotes, filing stuff so he can find it, watching nasty mail, reminders, the admin that eats a panel shop owner alive.

Long projects that don’t vanish

Book work, photos, notes across weeks — without starting from zero every session.

Your stuff stays yours

Your Murphy lives in a private room on our Australian server. Not shared. Not mixed. Not used as our files. Your live website stays on your accounts. Export or delete anytime. If you run out of “fuel” (tokens), new work pauses — but you don’t lose what was already made.

Money, simply

He spent real money learning this

Founding members help him claw a bit back while the thing gets sharper in public.

$20 gets you in (first 100)

One-off for the seat — you’re not renting Murphy forever on a sneaky sub. Plus starter fuel (tokens). Matt burned thousands learning how to run lean so this stack doesn’t waste your money.

  • Need more fuel later? Top up — passed through clear.
  • Optional monthly token bucket if you like autopilot. Cancel anytime.
  • Leftovers roll. Fat balance? Pause the direct debit. Fine.
  • Hit zero? New work pauses. You keep history, files, everything already made (Sydney-side hosting).
  • Want websites, more helpers, spinning plates? Grow into it — he instructs you how, like he did for Matt. Podcast episodes go through Matt + Murphy when you want them done right.
  • Go public on the feed later? Share your episode → listeners get the founding listener rate ($60 not $67) via your link → you get A$20 when they pay. Payout details only when you’re earning.
Founder growth loop

Share · listen · earn

Short version for founding members. Today you still walk in the $20 Telegram door.

Your public episode can pay you back

When your personal podcast sits on the Whispering Murphy feed, the notes send people to whisperingmurphy.com.

  • Share your episode
  • Listeners get $60, not $67 — founding listener rate via your link
  • You get A$20 when someone pays through that link
  • Your payout details when you earn — collected securely for AU bank deposit. We don’t ask for BSB on this marketing page.

Founding seat right now is still the one-off $20 path. $67 is the later subscription language. App later. Kitchen stays closed.

The honest bit

Useful ≠ finished

Matt’s not selling a perfect polished corporation. He’s selling a proof of concept that already does real work for a non-tech human — and inviting a hundred people in early while he hardens it.

If you want the deep technical brag list, the geeks are over there. If you want a mate who remembers you and a founder who’s actually in the mess with you — you’re in the right place.

Come in while it’s $20

Help him get a bit of runway back. Get a Murphy of your own.

Get Murphy — $20 🍀

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